A short lesson in psychology!
- when a person laughs to much, that person is hiding small Filipino children in their basement
- when a person sleeps a lot, they are tired
- when a person can’t cry, they are gay
- when a person cries on little things, their favorite animal is a white-tailed deer
- when a person talks less but faster, they liked Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance more than Born This Way
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.
how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.
ilikethewayyourhandfitsinmine:
It’s so fun being a single mum when you have no kids and you’re still a virgin
life sucks
